buzzfeed:

Reddit was asked what the best two sentence horror story they could come up with was. Here are the terrifying results.

(Reblogged from hulksmashingpumpkins)

When you get depressed by Perks of being a wall flower at 15 it’s no big deal, but when you get depressed by perks of being a wall flower at 22 it’s a different story.

Drinking three drinks at once: for when drinking two drinks at once isn’t enough.

Being drunk is way better than being not drunk.

onceuponarageface:

holmes-and-watson:

I AM SO DONE 

wheeeee

Ok is anyone gonna talk about how HUGE THAT UMBRELLA IS?

(Source: hope72)

(Reblogged from hulksmashingpumpkins)

tchallainthebathtub:

Dammit Spock

Can’t see shit captain.
(Reblogged from hulksmashingpumpkins)

tastefullyoffensive:

Leaf Blower Portraits [tadaocern/video]

Previously: Rubber Band Portraits

Is it just me or do most of these people look like Predators?
(Reblogged from katjaobinger11)
comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight



All I know about Andrew WK is that when it’s time to party he will ALWAYS party hard.

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

All I know about Andrew WK is that when it’s time to party he will ALWAYS party hard.

(Source: everets)

(Reblogged from bexelated)
comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight



All I know about Andrew WK is that when it’s time to party he will ALWAYS party hard.

comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

All I know about Andrew WK is that when it’s time to party he will ALWAYS party hard.

(Source: everets)

(Reblogged from bexelated)
comicallyvintage:

Good to see us air breathers can get something right…

comicallyvintage:

Good to see us air breathers can get something right…

(Source: spektrmodule)

(Reblogged from huggingrobot)